#194/9. Burton Roberts [Pearl Islands 5th]
RATING: 7.28
sex god
#179/2. Reynold Toepfer [Caramoan 8th]
RATING: 7.44
god of douche
#154/4. Stacy Powell [South Pacific 16th]
RATING: 7.74
You think she’s sleep? she’s not sleep
#139/5. Matthew “Sash” Lenahan [Nicaragua 3rd]
RATING: 7.85
from queen to stuttering mess
#124/6. Jason Siska [Fans Vs Favorites 8th]
RATING: 7.94
it’s just a stick
#118/7. Caryn Groedel [Palau 5th]
RATING: 8.07
innovative fashionista and very good actress
#116/8. Jamie Newton [Guatemala 8th]
RATING: 8.08
so fragile and pure
#114/5. Peter “Pete” Yurkoswki [Philippines 8th]
RATING: 8.10
shit stirrer
#112/3. Sarita White [Redemption Island 13th]
RATING: 8.12
my love
#108/4. Sandy Burgin [Tocantins 13th]
RATING: 8.13
sex kitten
#107/4. Eliza Orlins [Vanuatu 4th]
RATING: 8.14
points for being so infuriating
#106/4. Roberta “RC” Saint-Amour [Philippines 11th]
RATING: 8.17
most oblivious person ever
#105/2. Kimmi Kappenberg [The Australian Outback 12th]
RATING: 8.19
veggies unite
#103/3. Edna Ma [South Pacific 7th]
RATING: 8.22
the innovative clue hat <3
#101/6. Ryan “Ryno” Opray [Pearl Islands 9th]
RATING: 8.23
pelican pete <3
#99/2. Erik Cardona [Samoa 12th]
RATING: 8.23
REALITY IS REALITY
#98/2. Stephanie Valencia [Redemption Island 14th]
RATING: 8.24
little firecracker
#97/2. John Cochran [South Pacific 8th]
RATING: 8.26
my biggest 180
#96/4. Vecepia Towery [Marquesas 1st]
RATING: 8.26
best winner reaction
#95/1. Laura Morett [Samoa 10th]
RATING: 8.26
evil step mother
#94/4. Natalie Bolton [Fans Vs Favorites 4th]
RATING: 8.27
thirsty for blood
#93/7. Peih-Gee Law [China 5th]
RATING: 8.27
good at soduku
#92/5. Silas Gaither [Africa 12th]
RATING: 8.32
silas screws
#91/6. Jennifer “Jenn” Lyon [Palau 4th]
RATING: 8.32
currently in heaven <3
#90/5. Richard Hatch [All Stars 14th]
RATING: 8.33
he bit a shark!
#89/1. Sabrina Thompson [One World 2nd]
RATING: 8.35
a smart sane black woman?
#87/4. Deena Bennett [The Amazon 8th]
RATING: 8.36
women rule men drool
#86/3. Erinn Lobdell [Tocantins 3rd]
RATING: 8.36
who is this jackass
#85/5. Sherea Lloyd [China 11th]
RATING: 8.36
back off of her
#84/7. Candice Woodcock [Cook Islands 8th]
RATING: 8.36
mutiny bitch
#83/5. Aras Baskauskas [Exile Islands 1st]
RATING: 8.37
a really underrated winner
#82/4. Lindsey Richter [Africa 11th]
RATING: 8.37
guess she’s not so strong
#81/4. Amber Brkich [All Stars 1st]
RATING: 8.37
romber’s other half
#80/1. Mike Chiesl [Redemption Island 6th]
RATING: 8.38
Captain America
#79/3. Kathy Vavrick-O’Brien [Marquesas 3rd]
RATING: 8.38
pee
#78/2. Rob “Boston Rob” Mariano [Marquesas 10th]
RATING: 8.40
maraamu in the morning
#77/6. Parvati Shallow [Cook Islands 6th]
RATING: 8.44
man eater
#76/5. Angie Jakusz [Palau 13th]
RATING: 8.44
not going back to immunity
#75/3. Julie Berry [Vanuatu 5th]
RATING: 8.44
too good for probst
#74/4. Ken “Kenny” Hoang [Gabon 5th]
RATING: 8.45
king of gabon
#73/5. Cassandra Franklin [Fiji 2nd/3rd]
RATING: 8.46
hmmmhmmm g.oddess
#72/4. James Miller [Palau 12th]
RATING: 8.51
oracle of ulong
#71/5. Rebekah “Becky” Lee [Cook Islands 3rd]
RATING: 8.54
undefeated fire making champion
#69/2. Holly Hoffman [Nicaragua 4th]
RATING: 8.57
from meltdown to legitimate force
#68/2. Twila Tanner [Vanuatu 2nd]
RATING: 8.60
one of the most multi-layered survivor players
#67/5. Darrah Johnson [Pearl Islands 4th]
RATING: 8.64
fahrwood
#66/1. Brenda Lowe [Caramoan 6th]
RATING: 8.64
g.oddess most high
#64/5. Sean Kenniff [Borneo 5th]
RATING: 8.72
alphabet strategy
#63/2. Laura Morett [Blood Vs Water 6th]
RATING: 8.72
morett owange
#62/4. Tijuana Bradley [Pearl Islands 7th]
RATING: 8.72
GIMME MY MONEY BACK
#61/7. Amy O’Hara [Guatemala 11th]
RATING: 8.73
kickass
#60/4. Jamie Dugan [China 10th]
RATING: 8.73
lost erik’s virginity
#59/3. Clarence Black [Africa 10th]
RATING: 8.75
bean trials
#58/4. Richard Hatch [Borneo 1st]
RATING: 8.76
first queen
#57/2. Stephen Fishbach [Tocantins 2nd]
RATING: 8.78
avocado
#56/3. Malcolm Freberg [Philippines 4th]
RATING: 8.78
god of recent times
#55/2. Abi-Maria Gomes [Philippines 5th]
RATING: 8.79
cinderella
#54/3. Jessica “Sugar” Kiper [Gabon 3rd]
RATING: 8.79
the sugar shack <3
#53/4. Sally Schumann [Exile Islands 8th]
RATING: 8.79
i’m wet right now
#52/3. Erik Reichenbach [Fans Vs Favorites 5th]
RATING: 8.85
i’m his biggest fan
#51/2. Amanda Kimmel [Fans Vs Favorites 2nd]
RATING: 8.85
the best amanda
#50/3. Erik Huffman [China 6th]
RATING: 8.85
goat whisperer
#48/6. Lydia Morales [Guatemala 4th]
RATING: 8.88
pancake dance
#47/3. Cirie Fields [Exile Islands 4th]
RATING: 8.88
couch potato
#46/1. Parvati Shallow [Fans Vs Favorites 1st]
RATING: 8.88
screwed many men
#45/1. Brendan Synnott [Tocantins 9th]
RATING: 8.89
the feared dragon
#44/5. Bobby Jon Drinkard [Guatemala 9th]
RATING: 8.94
even more over the top
#43/1. Ciera Eastin [Blood Vs Water 5th]
RATING: 8.94
newest breakthrough star
#42/1. Sean Rector [Marquesas 5th]
RATING: 8.95
How he made it to the final 5 is still a miracle
#41/4. Michelle Yi [Fiji 10th]
RATING: 9.02
the other love of my life and she’s a slut <3
#40/2. Parvati Shallow [Heroes Vs Villains 2nd]
RATING: 9.04
the best Parvati
#39/2. James Clement [China 7th]
RATING: 9.07
teddy bear
#38/3. Ethan Zohn [All Stars 11th]
RATING: 9.07
from so-so winner to amazing underdog
#37/2. Randy Bailey [Gabon 8th]
RATING: 9.07
survivor troll
#36/4. Gary Hogeboom [Guatemala 7th]
RATING: 9.11
landscaper
#35/3. Jonathan Penner [Cook Islands 7th]
RATING: 9.17
jonathan christ
#34/3. Margaret Bobonich [Guatemala 13th]
RATING: 9.24
nurse g.oddess
#33/3. Andria (Dre) “Dreamz” Herd [Fiji 2nd/3rd]
RATING: 9.28
perhaps the most complex villain, i’d love to see him play again
#32/2. Ahn-Tuan “Cao Boi” Bui [Cook Islands 15th]
RATING: 9.30
plan voodoo
#31/1. Jerri Manthey [The Australian Outback 8th]
RATING: 9.30
black widow
#30/1. Lisa Whelchel [Philippines 2nd/3rd]
RATING: 9.30
#survivorbreakdown
#29/1. Ami Cusack [Vanuatu 6th]
RATING: 9.33
queen b
#28/2. Shane Powers [Exile Islands 5th]
RATING: 9.34
mental case
#27/1. Robb Zbacnik [Thailand 11th]
RATING: 9.38
Survivor made him whole
#26/1. Oscar “Ozzy” Lusth [South Pacific 4th]
RATING: 9.38
second coming of christ
#25/1. Courtney Marit [Exile Islands 6th]
RATING: 9.38
the most hilariously unselfaware person
#24/2. Jonny “Fairplay” Dalton [Pearl Islands 3rd]
RATING: 9.38
dead grandma
#23/3. Ian Rosenberger [Palau 3rd]
RATING: 9.42
quitterg.oddess
#22/2. Earl Cole [Fiji 1st]
RATING: 9.44
well-rounded winner
#21/2. Stephenie LaGrossa [Palau 7th]
RATING: 9.48
her journey through ulong was fascinating
#20/1. Sandra Diaz-Twine [Heroes Vs Villains 1st]
RATING: 9.48
The queen’s second win
#19/2. Teresa “T-Bird” Cooper [Africa 5th]
RATING: 9.52
elder supreme
#18/3. Colleen Haskell [Borneo 6th]
RATING: 9.53
my first love
#17/2. Brandon Bellinger [Guatemala 10th]
RATING: 9.53
the brave may not live long but the cautious don’t live at all — brandon bellinger — sleeptight
#16/1. Frank Garrison [Africa 7th]
RATING: 9.54
elephant man
#15/1. Brenda Lowe [Nicaragua 10th]
RATING: 9.54
the king
#14/2. Shii Ann Huang [All Stars 6th]
RATING: 9.55
spilled righteous truth-tee
#13/1. Bobby Jon Drinkard [Palau 10th]
RATING: 9.55
caveman <3
#12/1. Crystal Cox [Gabon 6th]
RATING: 9.57
inspired survivor: brains, beauty & brawn
#11/2. Greg Buis [Borneo 9th]
RATING: 9.59
coconut phone
#10/3. Christy Smith [The Amazon 6th]
RATING: 9.62
cweepy
#9/1. Courtney Yates [China 2nd]
RATING: 9.62
not an expert at rope cutting
#8/1. Rudy Boesch [Borneo 3rd]
RATING: 9.63
love him but not in a homosexual way
#7/1. Danni Boatwright [Guatemala 1st]
RATING: 9.64
hands down the sexiest winner
#6/2. Matthew von Ertfelda [The Amazon 2nd]
RATING: 9.67
machete
#5/1. Yul Kwon [Cook Islands 1st]
RATING: 9.72
yulousy is a disease that destroys lives
#4/1. Rob Cesternino [The Amazon 3rd]
RATING: 9.73
he said my name once on his podcast
#3/1. Yau-Man Chan [Fiji 4th]
RATING: 9.73
I want a yau-man action figure
#2/1. Rob “Boston Rob” Mariano [All Stars 2nd]
RATING: 9.75
played the most enjoyable game to watch
#1/1. Sandra Diaz-Twine [Pearl Islands 1st]
RATING: 9.81
all hail the king, queen and deity of survivor